Description
Would you rather gift your Valentine something to laugh about than something cheesy like chocolates and flowers? If the answer’s ‘hell yeah,’ gift them a hilarious letter written by Cupid himself (or at least by someone pretending to be Cupid).
Sample content:
Dear Someone’s Valentine,
So someone who clearly loves you a lot has been stalking me since 74 days to suggest the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for you. My job profile, as you may probably know, is to fly around naked and shoot arrows at people. If I knew enough about presents, I would have not been single myself. Gifts are Santa’s department.
Besides, I’ve been told that you’re an impossible person to surprise and even Santa seemed clueless when I approached him with this peculiar predicament. So here’s the deal. I want you to go to a nearby mall, buy yourself something nice and pretend like it came from me. And while you’re at it, buy a nice gift for your Valentine too and write my name on it… (contd)
Note: This is a pre-packaged standardised gift and cannot be customised.
Specifications:
Size of the letter: A4
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